Their grocery bill is higher than yours and every cardboard box you encounter is analyzed for it's 'bunny appropriateness'
Your (human) baby thinks bunny poop is the best treat
You don't think twice when things end up with chew holes
When people think of rabbits you immediately come to mind
You know what your rabbit is thinking by the tilt of their head, their ears, etc. even when others think they're just sitting there
Every flower and every twig is considered for other uses as you walk in the forest
You find a bunny poop in your dressing gown pocket and you are in hospital
You go on and on about how beautiful the Romaine lettuce was at the grocery store
You thump when you're angry
You become obsessed with poop
You go to the produce store and buy absolutely nothing for yourself, only for the rabbits
You find bunny fur stuck to the nose bridge of your eyeglasses
You catch yourself saying "everybun" or "everybunny" in everyday conversations
You have 3 cans of pumpkin in the pantry at all times, just in case
You know what a NIC condo is & have probably built one
You happily harvest the dandelions growing in your yard
You have an account on Bunspace & frequently give other bunnies "cawwots"
You have hay EVERYWHERE
You have hay in your washer/dryer and have to pick off tiny pieces from your clothing while at work
You own at least 2 vacuum cleaners for the sole purpose of sucking-up hay and poops
You wake up to two foster babies fighting in an enclosure that's not theirs and the rightful occupant of the enclosure is halfway across the room watching them fight
Your rabbit looks at you, wanting to be fed, and you actually hear a voice coming from him in your head saying, " Get off your lazy rear end and FEED ME NOW!" ...and he sounds like a NYC cabbie
You get mad that the green beans at Kroger look yucky cuz those are the kids' favorites
Your bunnies receive over 30 Christmas cards and lots of treats and presents and you receive 1 card
You make a special trip to the store just to get bananas
You wear your nibbled clothing like a badge of honor
Your ceiling fan stops running because of the accumulation of bunny fur so you just buy a new one and start all over again
The smell of fresh hay makes you think of home and your sweet-faced little angels (who toss it all over the house)
You have strategically placed gates and xpens throughout your house that you consistently trip over
You ask for a special vacuum for Christmas just for the hay
You haven't met most of your Facebook friends in person, but because you both have rabbits, you're instant friends
Your bunnies have more Bunspace friends than you have Facebook friends
Your only form of exercise is jumping bunny gates and you look fantastic
You have at least two vacuum cleaners (dust buster, upright, canister, etc.) and you always have electrical tape on hand
The person at the desk at the vets freaks out over their 500 dollar vet bill, and you just snicker 'cause you know that's just small change
You are more upset that you missed the urine specimin than you are that you have to change your outfit
All your sheets have nibbles in them
Half your bedroom isn't yours; the other half has a NIC condo and x-pen
The TV reception goes out because the antenna cable was chewed off
You talk about your bunny memories as often or more than you talk about other family memories
It dawns on you that they are actually training you, instead of you training them
You have to buy computer mice in six-packs because "something" keeps happening to the cords
You find a poop in your bra and your heart gets all squishy and you say, "Oh, Rufie"
Your drink has a piece of parsley in the bottom of it
You have a piece of leftover carrot in your purse
You find bunny hair in your homemade salad you brough for lunch at work
An old flame from college finds you on Facebook, and sends you this message along with the friend request: "Not sure what prompted me to look you up but when I saw the rabbits I knew it was you!"
You forgo the ownership of the $500 Dyson for the $50 shop vac 'cause the shop vac just sucks that hay up better
You buy adult "pee" pads (and don't blush while doing it) so your bunny can snuggle in bed with you
You buy a more expensive rug for the bunny play area than you buy for any other room in your house
You find you self saying "Don't talk to me like that young man" to a rabbit..and thump back at them if they thump
You have 5 or 6 buns or more -and you can tell whose poops are whose
You call your vet's office and just say "Hi" to whoever answers the phone -and they know who it is
Your vet drives a new Lexus and you drive a 10 year old Ford
You ask for towels for Christmas and your birthday - not for you, but for the bunnies
Everyone at the grocery store thinks you eat so healthy because half your order is greens
When you meet another bunny person it's like a gift
You relegate your lifelong hobby activity to the unheated garage so the rabbits can enjoy all the floorspace in your study. Next weekend you hock your (former) hobby gear at a yard sale and use the proceeds for bunny toys, prime hay, maybe a vet bill
You make the master bedroom the "bunny room" and take the guest room yourself
You compare the size of your swollen gland with that of a rabbit's, um, private parts, before the big snip
You have to use tweezers to get the rabbit fur out of your computer mouse so the wheel will work
You shop at Trader Joe's for their food, and the discount grocery store for yours
You stop wearing makeup so that they can kiss your face without getting sick
You greet them before the other members of your family, using endearments, of course
You ask for a doggy bag to take home the kale
Everything you eat or drink has fur in it, and you don't mind
You buy lint rollers by the case, and keep them in every room, your car, purse, at work, etc.
